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At their stand at the Beijing Auto show Vauxhall revealed the newest addition to the already way too large for a supermini Corsa model range - the Limited Edition Limited Edition Vauxhall Corsa.





After the disappointing sales of the Limited Edition Corsa, Vauxhall have gone back to the kindergarten where their drawing board is in order to come up with a new strategy to make the youth of England buy even more of these dreadful cars.

For inspiration, the boffins at Vauxhall scoured the top Facebook pages that they thought young adults go to and came up with a brand new, and entirely not like the ordinary Corsa,  Limited Edition Limited Edition Vauxhall Corsa.
The press release states: "Ground-breaking technology has been used in the all-new Limited Edition Limited Edition Vauxhall Corsa. We are very proud of our FWD drifting kit that will be sold as optional equipment for the Corsa. The kit consists of two specially designed skid plates that reduce grip at the rear wheels and are totally not McDonalds food trays. The sensation felt when driving with the optional kit installed is very close to drifting a fwd car. At least that is what we think it feels like, because we haven't made a RWD car since the Manta and that was over 30 years ago. "

"We chose the Limited Edition model as a basis for the new Limited Edition because we have parking lots filled with them." - said Craig Johnson who was a random bloke we spoke to at the Vauxhall stand.

Here is a breakdown of the new limited edition features:







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